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Butter the bread 

To do something absolutely discusting and horrible, for the sake of someone else.
Jerry: hey man I got my dick stuck in a toaster again
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here
When someone or something is just plain or vanilla - not bad, but not great - just bread. Like a bread sandwich.
"Nah, I heard that movie was bread, let's catch some live music instead."
bread by Rocker Paul October 8, 2003

bread basket 

The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.
Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.
bread basket by MomarVanDerCamp February 28, 2011

bread-maker

A sexual act performed by a man to a woman, in which he performs anal sex on her, shortly followed by vaginal sex, with the intended consequence being the development of a yeast infection by the woman.
"John did a bread-maker to Sally, and now it burns when she urinates."
bread-maker by Davy Daniels June 11, 2006

Naan bread 

It's made by nannies
My nannie made naan bread cause only she can

Butter THE Bread 

To make things nice and agreeable.
Putting forth an effort.
Over the top.
Rolling out the red carpet.
Coaxing one into doing what you want.
If you want that, you better butter THE bread!
At least act like you know why you should butterTHE bread!
Why don't you try and butter THE bread.