Jerry: hey man I got my dick stuck in a toaster again
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here
by Thepariahpyromancer April 10, 2017