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Brandon

The hottest most Cutest human being ever! He likes to keep things low profile but still extremely kinky. He is the hottest man you have ever met before and loves sports
“Man: let’s play some football
“Brandon: I call quarterback!”
by the cellist April 22, 2019
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Brandon acts like he’s a jerk at first but when you get to know him he is the most amazing guy ever he is caring and sweet and if u are lucky enough to date him you better not let him go because people like him are hard to find he has an attitude sometimes but he will make sure to turn right around and apologize if he upset you he is very sporty and loves baseball and basketball he’s an awesome friend and all in all a pretty cool guy when you tell him he is amazing he dosnt believe you he is always picking out his flaws but his flaws are what makes Brandon Brandon
Girl1:Did you see Brandon today
Girl2:yeah his crush is so lucky

Girl1:yeah she really is
by @Hannah_love cats12131415 April 23, 2019
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A man who will leave his significant other home to stress on bills while his pockets full of money to buy his erb and little ones the things they need,don't trust this human he will only take and belittle you while making a living off others. Don't date him whatever you do he will drain you of your breath.He grew up in wis and landed in duluth .
Brandon is a scapper for junk vehicles.
by Horse33 April 24, 2019
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Oh he is so nice so SEXY so FREAKING FUNNY also a pro gamer so dont mess with him!
Bro Brandon is my man Rylie so BACK THE FUCK UP
by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019
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An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.
by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019
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He is a Brandon that likes to be Brandon
why you may ask

because He is Brandon
Because I'm Brandon
by NOJ BRANDON August 25, 2019
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A dickhead that is so damn annoying,like you just want to stab him with a fork repeatedly 😤✌️
Hey

shut tf up Brandon’
by ur gæ mom September 2, 2019
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