Spoiled Brat

Children who use their parents' weaknesses in order to get material goods. The weakness is usually guilt. These are the kids who expect their parents to buy them an awesome car for their 16th birthday, and another car when they crash that one. These children are truly ridiculous and give kids everywhere a bad name.

Spoiled Brat - "Daddy! I want this car!"
Father - "I'm sorry honey but I need to pay for mortgage which I haven't paid since I had to buy that boat last year."
Brat - "But Daddyyyyy! The people at my extremely expensive private high school were making fun of me because my phone came out last month and theirs are all brand new!"
Father - "Okay sweetie, I'll buy you the car and a new phone. We can live in the car when the house gets taken away!"
Brat - "Yaaaaaay!! Thank you Daddy! I love you!"
Father's thoughts - 'Shoot me now...'

by grrr mehhh rawrrr June 11, 2009

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Brain Lag

When it takes one's brain a few seconds to catch up with their actions.

Person A: Dude, you just tried to drink a sandwich.
Person B: Huh? Oh great... Brain Lag.

by Kick to da ballz July 15, 2011

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daddy brad

Our daddy and a sexy cunt. Runs the red sparrows but that doesn't matter he's just a sexy bastard

I want daddy brad to finger my bum

by Ooh wah ah ah ah October 6, 2020

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Your going to Brazil

The worst possible thing that could happen to you

Friend: Yo dude, your going to Brazil.
Me: Gets dragged away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Memelord21_ September 5, 2020

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braindead

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".

You dented my car, you braindead fuck!

by Linton July 11, 2003

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