Beptex

An all purpose slur against big faceless corporations or government organization.

Dammit, beptex cut off my gas without notice again.

by Loquacious Fool February 10, 2012

Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.

I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.

by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

bensteretsneb

The sexiest man in history. Quite often mistaken with "Taylor Swift" for unmentioned reasons, he has a scrotum larger than the average elephants.

Wow, did you see that elephant, he's almost as large as bensteretsneb!

by notbensteretsneb December 17, 2013

Beaten with an alligator

When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.

He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.

by Shshssbbs June 8, 2015

Bertell

A "Bertell" (pronounced "bertl") is someone who only finds enjoyment in life by aggravating people on Twitter. They are most likely someone who is not very funny or well liked in real life so they use a fake life to feel better about themselves. Bertell's are commonly know to touch themselves at night while looking at their meme filled Twitter pages before sleep as a ritual. If you find a Bertell, it's best to ignore them because they can be toxic to the average Twitter user.

Dude #1: Did you see what happened on Twitter last night?
Dude #2: No way, what happened?
Dude #1: Some Bertell annoyed a bunch of people
Dude #2: Dude, that's lame as hell. Way to get my expectations up.

by Servo August 14, 2016

belteldo

One who wears no belt.

I decided to go belteldo to the wedding.

by zainkerchief July 22, 2016

beater

An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.

Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.

by MacBeater September 22, 2016