the angry dragon

when you cum in a girls mouth and she sneezes and it comes out her nose.

colin lemaire likes it when he gets the angry dragon by his uncle.

by Colin Marie September 18, 2018

Angry Dragon's Tears

An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.

"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."

by moob master April 9, 2003

Angry Hose

The act of urinating on a woman's face, then shortly thereafter slapping her with the genitals.

I pulled an Angry Hose last night and we broke up.

by NastyNun June 7, 2004

Angry Cullen

When one forcefully inserts scissors into theirs or their partners penis during the act of intercourse.

An angry cullen is a common revenge tactic for cheating partners.

by yhalothere February 8, 2009

Angry Seahorse

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull out and cum all over her face, at this point she cant see nothing, and then you smack her ass and her legs will curl up like a seahorse. Know she is an angry seahorse.

Katy you better shut the fuck up before I give you and youre mom an angry seahorse later on tonight.

by xlaker September 26, 2010

Angry White Man

An Angry White Man is fighting for his aggrieved privileges he thinks he is entitled to by denying inequities in society for women and minorities even exist. He will say things like, "this has never been an easier time in history to live" as a way of calling those who fight for justice whiners, at the same time complaining how immigrants take all the jobs and women "don't behave as women should". He blindly worships capitalism, without realizing it is other rich white men taking away opportunities, thus leaving everyone else to fight for economic scraps like starving rats in a cage. He is usually a self-proclaimed Christian, but the hypocrisy of his life and lack of compassion is astronomical. He hates vaccines and the environment, claiming recycling is gay and that real men don't wear flip flops or eat fruit.

The Angry White Man can usually be seen in an oversized truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker cutting off a Prius on the highway, just to feel something where a normal human heart is. He refuses to question the legitimacy of his dominion by maintaining a thick wall of narcissism, flannel, Wrangler jeans, thinly veiled inadequacy, and gaslighting. If you win a debate with an Angry White Man, you will be met either with a wall of silence, or the ruination of your entire life.

I lost all my Angry White Man acquaintances when I went to the Black Lives Matter protest and asked for equal pay at work.

by thoreaus_hangover June 18, 2020

angry white man

a white guy who gets all snippy and uptight whenever two or more non-black women give a brotha credit for a good performance or deed in a public forum.

Girl#1: Jerome proposed last night and I said yes!

Girl#2: That's wonderful! Jerome is sooo cool. You all will have lots of fun together.

Angry White Man: Ever notice how much Jerome looks like O.J.?

by anon March 1, 2005