Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004

Altertexting

Altertexting: verb or adjective. A texting (or Instant Messaging) conversation where two separate lines of conversation are going on simultaneously in an alternating fashion as texters switch back and forth from one topic to another and back again. This alternating subject matter is generally initiated by nearly simultaneous texts from both texting parties on different topics but then carry through in an extended conversation as each answers the other and then incorporate their own replies both to the other textor's line of thought and their own original topic. This "altertexting" can occur in any real time social media by cell phone or computer. This does not include actual real time voice conversation.

Altertexting:
Subject #1: Did you go to the baseball game?
Subject #2: Saw a car I REALLY liked today.
Subject #1: Really, what kind?
Subject #2: Yeah, we lost.
Subject #1: Did you see anyone we know?
Subject #2: It was a Ford Mustang.
Subject #1: Old or new?
Subject #2: Yeah, I ran into someone you know!!!
Subject #1: WHO WAS IT???
Subject #2: A really old Mustang but it was in great condition.

by Alfa Geek August 29, 2013

altiana

A beautiful girl that is very sweet. She gets annoyed easily but she has an amazing heart and is very selfless.

Person 1: Hey! Do you know who Altiana is?
Person 2: Yes! She's very sweet and I love her!

by mememachineb0ss March 10, 2016

Alternative Arm Day

An Alternative Arm Day is a day that invloves a lot of tissues, lotion, Kim K and Ray J. It is said to seperate the men from the boys. It should also burn the equivalent amount of calories as going the gym for 3 months.

I heard Jimmy had an Alternative Arm Day yesterday and tore his left pectoral.

by Big Boy Jimmeh July 18, 2016

Altonio

Smart asf, hard working, is always ready to fight. He won’t hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. He says he’s loyal but will lowkey tank shit behind your back, but it is all out of love.

Altonio said he wants to fight, so you better wrap your weave up!

by Cammyboi November 26, 2018

Alton

Biggest douchebag ever

That guy is such an Alton

by Sksksk60 April 19, 2020

altho

Short form of "although". Similarly to "tho", the word is trying to make up for it's insecurities with the extra letters. It's telling that these superfluous letters spell out "ugh" and have no meaning or reason to exist, which shows the word's lackadaisical nature towards life and is a salient metaphor of how the people who overuse the word (typically hypebeasts) surround themselves with overpriced material goods to distract themselves from their menial jobs and meaningless lives

Altho that's kinda crazy bro tho

by Xx_MLG_SWAG_420_xX July 3, 2021