Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

Alabama Picture Frame

A "picture frame" that is a toilet seat. The toilet seat is usually found from trashcans and/ or dumps.

We couldn't find an actual picture frame at the store, so we decided to use an Alabama picture frame.

by JohnnyLouisiana March 22, 2010

Alaandria

Someone who's ego is so large that they must consistently suck them self off (and like it) to relieve the pressure of having such a large ego.

Thay guy is pulling an Alaandria, I feel kinda sorry for him.

by Zadoris August 29, 2013

alabama firefly

When you flick your still lit cigarette butt at someone after asking them if they've ever seen an Alabama firefly.

Charlie asked for an Alabama firefly, so I showed him.

by DW'sGirl December 21, 2013

alabama truckstop

This happens in a truckstop restroom when you're fucking someone in the ass while they're doing meth. Then someone walks in trying to take a shit and they join in while pooping at the same time.

I started to fuck her then it turned into an Alabama Truckstop and things got weird.

by Daren Mac June 25, 2015

alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

by WhiskeyShits October 19, 2015

Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell and using your dick to shove the shit back up her ass

Billy: dude did u smash Shelby last night
Tommy: yea but she had taco bell eariler so I had to give her the ol' Alabama push pop

by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016