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by popopoplo November 29, 2016
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Aaron Micheal

A terrible disease in witch you have the extreme urge to have anal, oral, nose, or ear sex with another male. Symtoms include having a shriviled, small penis, a limpy, puffy afro, and disturbing white-yellow sausey goo above/around your lips. The only cure is to kill yourself.
Guy 1: O-M-G he's such an Aaron Micheal.

Guy 2: He should just die!
by Anti-AM November 29, 2010
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Aaron

Gay.
Aaron is the gayest gay that has ever gayed.
Aaron is gay.
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aaron

an absolute real operation necessary; usually for a new face due to the growth of jelly like substance and several types fungus on it; in a shape not dissimilar to tan lines acquired on a skiing trip or excessive wearing of sunglasses in sunny weather.
In less common cases, it refers to other parts of the body, in literal and metaphorical senses, such as "grow taller", or "grow some balls".
Deary me, you need an aaron, you have no backbone.
by taneous February 24, 2009
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Chelsea and Aaron

Bestest. Couple. EVER. She is the smart, kind, beautiful one. He is the lucky one.

It's hard not to like Chelsea and Aaron!

SMILE!
Normal couple: There's no way we could be as cute as Chelsea and Aaron!
by dabestesteva November 11, 2012
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Acorned

The process of publicizing some (but not all) incriminating evidence, then letting the person/organization (the ACORN-ee) involved make statements to the contrary. The ACORN-er then responds with more evidence that proves the statements just made were not only false, but also shows further incriminating evidence.
Mary: Did you hear about Mr. Smith, the high school athletic director? He was breaking regulations by falsifying documents and recruiting four athletes from outside the district for football.

John: Yeah, but he said he would never break regulation and that anybody wanting to join the team outside the boundaries would be "shown the door."

Mary: Well, today they showed a video of him going to the house that the athletes were staying in so they could lie to the school district. The video also shows there's a new pimped-out Escalade for each athlete. Not only that, he was carrying two cases of beer into the house. So he's also contributing to the delinquency of minors.

John: Man, he really got ACORNED!!!

(Mr. Smith proceeds to sue the school district for terminating his employment and the people who caught him giving alcohol to minors, illegal recruitment, giving gifts to student athletes, and falsifying information.)
by 6079SmithW November 23, 2009
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Aaron

by souper February 12, 2017
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