The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.
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Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.
by freako and jon doe May 11, 2011
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Get the Alaska Slippers mug.When you are having sex with your mate and you ignite her boobs on fire and put it out with your cum
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Get the alaskan firefighter mug.When you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones rectum (The deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their ass until the glass breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them up from the inside with movement (voluntary or not) and eventually the puke will seep out and its ready for consumption
"Man gaby's Alaskan ass bomb went off last night she was screaming like a mother fucker!"
"How was the puke?"
"It was top notch, I got some in the fridge if you want?"
"How was the puke?"
"It was top notch, I got some in the fridge if you want?"
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Get the Alaskan Ass Bomb mug.alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your semen warm. When you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your dick head getting a fair amount of semen on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez
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