Lauren Turner

A pretty cool girl who’s has swag. She really likes Doritos and kit kats. Also a clout master.

Do you see that cool person with the clout goggles over there? Must be Lauren Turner

by Fish Brain December 15, 2017

Laurens

Funny, smart, goodlooking and knows how to use his tool! They are known for the size of their tools.. its simply humangous!!

Laurens,The best guy availible

by Chara84 November 16, 2016

lauren bartlettevans

My gorgeous missis I hope to be with for my whole life that I love so much ❤️❤️❤️

Lauren Bartlettevans is so gorgeous ❤️

by Bignig47 July 21, 2021

Lauren

All around amazing human. She is kind, honest, and generous. She loves fitness and especially yoga. She is super smart but will not make you feel dumb, even though she’s probably far more insightful and has a higher IQ than the average person. She also is amazing in bed. She keeps herself tight n right. But, the key to her heart is Taco Bell. Usually Lauren is not tall but rather height challenged with good body proportion. Lauren loves to laugh and will do her best to make you feel amazing and special because she believes every person is a gift. If you are lucky enough to snag a Lauren, hold onto her because her magic only comes around once, if ever. Also, she has great hair.

Lauren legit lights up a room, also check out her ass, it’s incredible.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Laurens

A handsome, loving, hot guy with a massive dick that gets any girl wet. He is funny and has a great sense of humor.

Girl// yesterday I fucked Laurens now I can’t walk.

by Alexandra2004 December 6, 2017

Lauren

A cute as fuck person. Like seriously how is this person my girlfriend? I'm really confused, how the fuck? If you ever get a Lauren, never fucking break up with them. EVER!! If you do, you're missing a massive opportunity.

Alex: Wow, Lauren's cute.
Beckie: No, they're mine! Back off you horny gay bitch!
Alex: If you guys ever gonna break up, I'm gonna still them from you.
Beckie: NOOOOOOO!!!

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 23, 2020

Lauren

Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.

All Laurens to have ever existed: "Jinkies"

by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021