Fairytale me

To make it sound/look like somebody's life is better than what it really is.

person 1: Ya, like you would know!? You have the perfect life!
person 2: Don't fairytale me, bro

by NormanS August 15, 2017

Pick Me Girl

girls who's names start with k and boys who's name starts with j

Kyley is a pick me girl.

by SpongeBob the Goat 15 April 5, 2022

fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.

by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018

use my words against me

When you lose your integrity.

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC): I want you to use my words against me.

by onewindows November 17, 2020

But you didn't agree with me THEN

Ope, there it is! Ok. So, you did get it. You just had to spend a couple of days framing it as racism before you pivoted to "Yeah, it's our talking point but you didn't do it back when we were trying to mischaracterize a pretty obvious overdose and some probably poor police training as overt racism!"

A literal bipolar woman "But you didn't agree with me THEN!"

Hym "Tss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You fucking clowns are ridiculous! One of you is hot but still ultimately ridiculous individuals, all of you!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

U make me wanna fart

Another definition of true love. Basically a hotter way of saying "let's kiss." If you tell your partner "u make me wanna fart" you two are definitely soulmates.

person 1: u make me wanna fart
person 2: dayuuum shawty bbg.....
person 1: let's kiss
person 1 & 2: *violently makes out*

by Mopeyy May 16, 2021

me, an intellectual

you are a certified intellectual

me, an intellectual
"YOU ARE AN INTELLECTUAL"

by me, an intellectual☠️ March 7, 2023