smelly willy

When you put your finger up someones butt and then put it in their ear.

Bill got a smelly willy at the church bake sale.

by Riotball November 27, 2015

trumps willy

Small little sausage

U cook trumps willy

by SUCKTRUMPSPENIS May 3, 2018

one-arm willy

The man/female covers their arm with lube the receiving partner gets in doggy style position and spreads their asscheeks the lubded one punches their anus and in one motion shoved their entire arm into the receivers anus

My ass hurts tom gave me a one-arm willy last night

by dookie69999 April 11, 2014

Big Dick Willy

A nigga who scam and use btc who got all the treeshes

Tyrone called him self Big Dick Willy because he fucked Jessica raw dog in the stair case.

by BigBlackCocky January 28, 2018

Willy McBum

Phil Keane.

Phil is a Wily McBum

by Penisman October 3, 2003

Willy Shakes

The name of William Shakespeare's night club in London. It was located across the street from the Globe Theatre. (Please note: the aforementioned club did NOT actually exist. It was invented by an English teacher.)

Didst thou go to Willy Shakes after thy performance in Hamlet a fortnight ago?

by WillyShakes October 28, 2009

merry-willson

A short plump woman, generally with a piggy nose and blonde hair. An acquired taste.

The "merry-willson" (named after it's discoverers, Dr. Merry and Professor Willson), can often be found troughing around the suburbs of north-west London. Caution is advised when approaching one in the wild.

by bigwizz February 5, 2005