by Alberto Balsam January 30, 2005

by blockrader August 22, 2009

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!
This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.
<3 days later>
Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!
<3 days later>
Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!
by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009

Usually a chill guy and someone who plays video games ,lazy ,and sometimes awesome and weird.says heโs cool and good friend
by Me itโs hey February 10, 2018

Cute ass boy that don't give a damn about what any one saids about him .๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐
by J Block March 21, 2017

The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.
Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker
by The Hook Inventor November 28, 2007

Brown nosing, an alternative to a suck up. When someone attention seeks by over complimenting another, without critisizing them.
This conjurs the mental image of putting your nose through a anus, which termed a brown noser.
This conjurs the mental image of putting your nose through a anus, which termed a brown noser.
by Anonymous January 7, 2005
