Van Vag

Road head for van lifers

Brother, i scored some crazy van vag last night!

by hamblr March 20, 2023

Van Gough

To cut your ear off as a display of love for someone.

Girl : "I love you"
Guy: "whoooah baby! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, but I'll Van Gough for you because you're neat"

by JoeFidock August 28, 2018

Adam Van Horn

Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.

Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud

Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him

Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out

by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022

Weirdo Van Beardo

Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck

“Gross there goes another weirdo van beardo driving a broken down van.”

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022

Van Diesen

A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.

Girl 1: Van Diesen has such a small dick
Girl 2: I still have nightmares!--

by Flavien109 March 23, 2022

Van Geou

1. 玩
2. 飯

1. 你van geou我啊？
2. 幾時食樓van啊？

by Sck_my_dck July 7, 2022

Ecstatic Consent Van

Alternative to rape van.

I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.

by James Jessenfedden May 16, 2022