Rustlin’ Tim Robinson

When you sneak into someone’s house and replace their toilet with an exact replica from Home Depot with a hole that’s too small for poop to go through

Person 1: Damn it! I thought I hired plumbers but instead they gave me the ol’ Rustlin’ Tim Robinson
Person 2: Get out of my house

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Tim

his dick is negative inches and is constantly sleep deprived. Sits on his fucking play station 25/8. Cuts his hair short and eveyone knows its shit. negative metere defeter , lives on computer, poo sniffer

tim is a negstive meater defeater.

by luisbigd April 25, 2023

Tim

Has the worlds biggest schlong and is a massive hoar

The gay boy Tim

by binman123 April 28, 2023

Tim Buskey

A middle aged radio dj who loves to make girls squirt

Wow, I had no idea he was such a Tim Buskey.

by Assre May 4, 2023

Jungle Tim

When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)

He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.

by LillithofHell December 3, 2023

Doing a Tim

Doing a Tim is the art of waiting until the agreed meeting time to go start making a drink. It doesn't matter if the agreed meeting time is predictable, with ample preparation time. The drink making can commence only after already being late.

Jord: Where's Robyn?
Robyn: Just doing a Tim.
Dan: I'm also making a drink.

by Onyne December 11, 2023

Tim moment

(when Sydney kicks Tim form a voice call and he doesn't join back)

"oh your not joining back after i kicked you, Tim moment"

by _LEE_ December 14, 2023