Straight Lyin

straight lyin to anyone & everyone. mostly urself

Yo straight lyin just stop

by BumStatusYo December 4, 2018

stay straight

A valediction meaning stay cool, stay chill, stay breezy, stay golden, keep on with good vibes, stay out of jail, stay Gucci, be good

**Has nothing to do with sexual orientation**

person 1: Hey, I gotta head out.
person 2: Aight, stay straight, man.

by mamachilla May 18, 2020

raging straight

when a person never shuts up about people of the opposite gender that they find attractive.

a lot of the time they make fun of gay people for doing the same thing.

girl 1:oh isn’t this guy so attractive?
i started talking to this guy yesterday and i’m already in love!
i saw a guy yesterday and i’m already planning our wedding!

girl 2: that girl is pretty

girl 1: eww that’s so gay and disgusting! you make your sexuality your whole personality! you’re such a raging lesbian!!!

girl 2: you’re such a raging straight :(

ps: straight guys also do the same thing.

by Katkrazy June 12, 2021

Super Straight

A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights

Good dude: heyy whats your sexuality?
Unnamed: Super straight
Good dude: oh...

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.

1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.

by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011

group straight

To only to be sexually interested in 2 or more of the opposite sex at a time

You know that dude is group straight cuz he only fucks with two women at a time.

by (.)(.)00000 October 14, 2014

Super Straight

A term for stupid straight people that don't know that it's a normal thing to only like a certain type of genitals. Or, they just want to be oppressed and their fragile masculinity prevents them from openly admitting they're submissive. And, most commonly, an excuse to piss off trans people minding their own business.

Trans person: Hi, wanna go out
Super Straight: Ok, but are you trans and have the genitalia that's associated with the opposite gender?
Trans person: Yeah, is that a dealbreaker?
Super Straight: For some reason, instead of saying I don't want to date them, I will throw a fit about my personal opinions and whine about someone's existence.

by bee movie guy's bitch April 6, 2023