Fist Pump Disorder

An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.

A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*

by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010

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fuck me pumps

Shoes/heels one wears in hopes to get fucked in.

Oh my god ! Look at any ! She’s wearing her fuck me pumps !

by Thatrahrahbitch September 18, 2020

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Lil pump cereal

Cereal with lean in it

That bitch was trippin last night she must have been off that lil pump cereal

by fatmansteve1029384756 February 19, 2021

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couple pump chump

A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.

Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.

by weezey! May 13, 2010

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pump-n-bate

The arousal caused from a lactating woman using a breast pump to express milk, and then masturbating to satisfy that arousal.

I love to pump-n-bate! I get SO aroused having my milky nipples sucked on, that it causes me to masturbate.

by philmbrt October 10, 2014

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Pump my Bags

When someone needs altcoins on crypto twitter to go higher to make them money. Bags being the term for their heavy investments in magic internet money.

"@alisun0302 posts on twitter to @Double_Irish_D, Please PUMP MY BAGS! I need to make money."

by Bag Pumper March 30, 2022

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