poon bean

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth

Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.

by @poonbeanofficial December 22, 2019

micro-poon

(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.

Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.

by blamaste December 9, 2010

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine vaping device.

“I can’t find the poon.”

by rvvv January 26, 2025

Poon sash

When your chest hair trails to your pubes.

Jonah has a nice poon sash.

by peahead95 February 28, 2011

poon nam D

an indian who eats shit from her hunbands ass and has to put rain barrels out to take a shower

poo. ima eat your poon nam d shit

husband ok

by ferar417 September 13, 2020

Poon

Aussie Slang. The act of doing a poo while mooning someone.

The guy was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but even more so when it turned into a poon!

by Boots01 May 5, 2022

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008