Campion the Crab

Campion the Crab is the mascot of Campion House selected by the senior year each year who leads Campion to victories in the interhouse events and bestows the boys with the kebab recipe come time for Campion Kebabs. Campion has major beef with the boys in More and Ricci house and is always looking to get around the boys in the house.

Campionite: Have you seen Campion the Crab lately?

Campion Brotherin: Yeah he's headed to Interhouse Musical Chairs to get the boys keen.

Campion the Crab: Yeah come on boys get around it.

by viewboy5988 November 25, 2024

Crab walk

When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.

Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.

by newenglandwx December 15, 2016

Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina

Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom

by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021

Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.

My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

She Crab Soup

When a girl has crabs and you finish on her bush and eat it.

I had some decadent she crab soup last night. Bro! I ate this delicious she crab soup last night—washed it down with a Coors light

by Anthony Vince March 17, 2024

Crab

(N/adj/v) - a person who plays a game/video game that knows they are going to lose, so they plan to take down as many people as they can before losing/quitting

Commonly used in Battle Royale games

Also see Crab Mentality

Noun “We cleared the entire city and a lone crab who was hiding in the bushed killed one of our teammates before all three of us went and demolished him”

Verb “Crab that guy quickly! His entire team is coming to get you!”

by xBlueEclipse February 15, 2019