by Lyle the lizard November 18, 2012
a slut beast is a girl who hunts the male species to extinction. the slut beast is fueled by monster energy drinks and will almost have sex with guys and punch them in the balls instead, turning their "blue balls" purple.
blue balls monster sex slut
blue balls monster sex slut
by buswhore<3 March 30, 2011
Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
Stacy from Wayne's World
by M J R May 04, 2005
A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.
Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.
by Bill Mahr - the baboon in disguise August 13, 2003
Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.
Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."
by otm_mas October 12, 2011
A beast that roams the land of faggotry, preying on the innocent and raiding the countryside. However, due to urbanisation, The Mythical Faggot Beast immigrated to Earth and can be found in many common places such as High Schools, McDonalds and Shopping Malls.
It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.
Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the act of BURNiNATING)
It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.
Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the act of BURNiNATING)
John: Who put whiteout on the back of my locker?
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
Andrew: Which jackass stole my Big Mac while I was in the bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
Andrew: Which jackass stole my Big Mac while I was in the bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
by InfiniteFreedom May 02, 2011
an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them
"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"
-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"
-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World
by Ethan Stark December 08, 2005