Rule 8008

A rule, that once someone makes a new rule, you must make a new rule on top of that to ridicule or add to that person's rule.
"That rule isn't long enough, it needs more so ima add to it with a subsection A."

Guy1: "Hey that guy just made a witty new additional rule to that other guy's rule"

Guy2: "Rule 8008"

Guy1: "What a boob."
by theinternetsinsevenparts June 30, 2011
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Rule 99

A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.
Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*
by infected2321 March 27, 2010
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Rule 540

When given the opportunity, you are obliged to engage in sexual intercourse with all nearby cheese graters.
"Wow, cheese graters!"
"Rule 540, man. Rule 540."
"Dammit, Bryan!"
by AnonLollipop August 12, 2016
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Rule 630

Rule 630 is an internet rule that states this: "Every character can be made into a Sailor Moon character. All they need is the appropriate outfit and the word 'Sailor' before their name."
Guy: Yo dude what's this?
Buddy: What?
Guy: Why is Wolverine wearing a skirt?
Buddy: He got Rule 630ed.
Guy: Meaning?
Buddy: He was made into a Sailor Moon character.
by 23976 November 02, 2014
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Rule 1248

If it's a kid pedophiles will probably jerk off to it.
Person 1: Ooooh, You see that kid? Im about to act up.
Person 2: Bro that's Rule 1248, I'm calling the cops
by HansenChris August 02, 2021
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Mountain Rules

moun·tain- rüls ~ saying or phrase:

Origin- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 11 Ep.3 "The Gang Hits the Slopes"

Mountain Rules is the premise that certain things happen on the mountain that have no reason or explanation behind them. Anything and everything goes without question. Let the Mountain work for you and have no shame.

Best used when shouted after an action is performed or something exceptional happens

synonyms-
"Get after it"
"Stay Frosty"
"Send it"
"Holy shit, last night did you see Danny and Ryan jump into the hot tubs naked?"

"Hey man, it's Mountain Rules out here in Keystone"

"Ian just got on stage with Waka and smoked a blunt!"
"MOUNTAIN RULES MOTHERFUCKER!"
by dirtyskibum69 December 06, 2018
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Rule: 07734

Anything you write will ALWAYS be much cooler if:

1) It's in code.

2) The message/statement is conveyed by unconventional means.

And/Or

3) 1337 is used.

(The rule name comes from writing "Hello" on a standard handheld calculator by pressing 0.7734 and turning it upside-down)
Steve: Man, I want to say 'Hello' to that chick over there... but how do I go about doing such a thing?

Man: Just remember Rule: 07734 Steve.

Man: Your right! *grabs a nearby calculator*
by Neoluigi October 03, 2011
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