Named after the lesser known footballer Matt Done. When you’re so inebriated or ingested one pinger too many or consistently spouting absolute shit then you are Matt.
Mate, have you seen Josh, he’s absolutely Matt!
Betty will you shut up, all you talk is nonsense, you’re completely Matt.
Betty will you shut up, all you talk is nonsense, you’re completely Matt.
by Joeworthit March 24, 2018
Get the Matt mug.Matt is a very kind and religious man, he's smart and good looking he will never leave you, he is a very loyal friend and he is sometimes weird but in the good kimd of weird, he is sweet and soft hearted.
Matt is handsome
by secret-user.. March 15, 2022
Get the Matt mug.The "Matt" is a stereotype seen in a D&D player. The term is derived from the EBF series character of the same name, who shares some of the properties of a Matt-type player.
They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)
They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)
People who fall under the Matt stereotype are fun to have around but must be kept on a tight leash lest the game go off the rails.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.
by sebacostamr May 18, 2019
Get the Matt mug.Matt is fucking stupid.
by GodSlasher June 30, 2019
Get the Matt mug.1. Used to annoy said Matt after he uses the term your mum, hence he realises what a tool he rally is.
2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.
3. The automatic retort to your mum.
2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.
3. The automatic retort to your mum.
1.
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!
2.
(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!
3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!
2.
(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!
3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!
by Moloch666 March 15, 2005
Get the your matt mug.Is a big stoner who is high 24/7..Who lives in Alaska..N wears big coats because his iglou is very cold..But everyone loves Eskmo Matt..because he has da best weed in da world..even thu its frozen..
by Sadie March 3, 2005
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