Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.
It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010
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I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".
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Get the Law School mug.People who say stuff that for Example. "Why is X complaining about Y?" Yet, they never show proof of it.
But when you ask them for proof they never show it and say something like "I found it on a forum somewhere." But they never post screenshots of said thing.
But when you ask them for proof they never show it and say something like "I found it on a forum somewhere." But they never post screenshots of said thing.
Person 1: Why are people complaining about Insert something here.
Person 2: I checked but, nobody is complaining about it.
Person 1: That's because i found it somewhere on an forum.
Person 2: You must of skipped a few comments because i did see it somewhere!
Person 1: Citation is needed, this is Victor's Law. You show now proof and now no one will believe you.
Person 2: I checked but, nobody is complaining about it.
Person 1: That's because i found it somewhere on an forum.
Person 2: You must of skipped a few comments because i did see it somewhere!
Person 1: Citation is needed, this is Victor's Law. You show now proof and now no one will believe you.
by SomeRandomNobody February 8, 2017
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Murphy's Law states that anything which can go wrong, will go wrong.
Lawrence's Law states that everything will find a way to go wrong.
First proposed in 1990 at Argonne National Laboratory after the unexpected failure of a particle accelerator
Murphy's Law states that anything which can go wrong, will go wrong.
Lawrence's Law states that everything will find a way to go wrong.
First proposed in 1990 at Argonne National Laboratory after the unexpected failure of a particle accelerator
Not only did we have a missle failure due to the fuel cut-off override, which was predicted with a 5% probability of occuring, The payload also struck a goose, which had a 0% probability of occurring, an example of Lawrence's Law at work.
by richardttu April 17, 2009
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The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..
- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules
The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..
- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules
After my buddy followed the laws of the weinhold he was admitted to a hospital for a month before he died. It was neat
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