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sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.
"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.
by ohdann December 18, 2012
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Hugby Tackle

An overly energetic or enthusiastic hug that causes the recipient to stagger/knocks them over completely.
"You see how Billy greeted Madison when he saw her the other day? Full-on hugby tackle; knocked her flying!"
by Sandzerschrek November 19, 2014
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Tick-tack babyballs

Someone who sucks at smoking; A person who will pack a full bowl, but won't finish it. Baby lungs.
Yo man! You have a MAJOR pair of Tick-tack babyballs for lungs
by bgivs June 11, 2014
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laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.
Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!
by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015
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Slack Track

A playlist of songs you listen to whilst high, these songs usually include 'Lo-Fi Hip Hop' or 'Psychedelic Rock'
"Yo Dude, put on the slack track man I'm stoned as shit"

"Yeah sure man, I'll blast out some Golden Ninjah or something"
by LordOmega May 6, 2015
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Dirty tackle

When a man does not shower for a few days (3 or 4 will do), to get nice and raunchy, and then, after reaching primo raunch status, has any girl perform felatio. Usually the schmeg can be smelled from head high, so having her face in your dirty, not washed, raunchy croch won't be a pleasant experience for the senses (at least one of them).
I didn't shower for three days, and so when my girl came over I decided to give her the dirty tackle. She went down on me and I smelled it (schmegma) from up top so I know she definitely did too. However, she didn't seem to mind.
by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015
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slut tracker

A cell phone where you use social media to track sluts.
Do you have a charger my slut tracker is going dead
by Hermdog187 November 17, 2015
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