Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.

“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party

ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

software testing

a process used to fix software
you should really care about this unless you are made to do an assignment on it and no one seems to care about it

FUCK Reywind have u done that assignment on Software testing yet?

no i havent if ppl like GoMeZ or Sven made all the programs they would be perfect and we wouldnt need testing

Software testing is as gay as noobs tryin to beat gomez at cs

by GoMeZ <(^_^)> April 15, 2005

Bashfull Testicals

when a mans testicals never drop

since randy had been born with bashfull testicals he couldn't get gina pregnant

by machinamia January 1, 2010

Testified

When your testicles are being touched

"Dude my grandma just testified me!"

by greaanntttt March 18, 2009

testiscoliosis

When said person has grown a pair of nuts on his/her back.

kid: hey mom, what's wrong with your back?
mom: well son, it's what they call testiscoliosis.
kid:why?
mom: I was at woodstock with a gnome

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

testicballs

Nasty ass fucking hairy balls on a hot summer day. you know, all sweaty, and up your ass. great for squeezing and obtaining vinegar.

"That Kyle B. sure likes dem testicballs in his wolfpussy."

by Andrew Gofuckyoselfnigga November 25, 2007