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taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.
The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."
by Point Oner November 22, 2004
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(s)talking

communicating with a stranger or someone you have just met, via the internet.
"i added whatsherface on myspazz, hopefully i'll get (s)talking soon!"
by DrJonas December 24, 2007
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talking to yourself

What you do when there is something on your mind and theres no one to talk to or you know that the other person wouldnt be intrested. Does not mean your crazy, you could just be bored or something, your not crazy unless your answering yourself or the topic is saying "I love you (insert persons name here)".
*This is what happens when a nosy bastard notices you talking to yourself.*

Dumbass: Like OMG! He's talking to himself, ewww! Weirdo!
by big whoop wanna fight about it November 4, 2009
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talking s

by Antijuan May 27, 2008
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taking a vidas

a verry large shit. a vidas sometimes requires a stich in the rectum afterwards
that shit took 3 flushes. i love taking a vidas
by nick gers May 11, 2010
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Trash Talking

'Trash talking' is a commonly used tactic in internet forums whereby said 'trash-talker' openly insults or abuses another person or brings up previous disputes to depose their argumental position. Trash talking is a form of trolling with the aim to illicit a similar response from the targeted person or to derail the original discussion.
A discussion about how to change the rules of a game on a forum is several pages long, trash-talker interjects with 'hey you, fucktard, you can't say anything because you take it up the butt and we all know it'. Target has just the victim of a Trash Talking attempt.
by Kassius84 March 27, 2010
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Taking Back Sunday

The best band ever, havent taken their cd out of my player for weeks. Filled with raw, unfiltered tear stained diary compassion.

And for gods sake, you guys (that slag tbs off) are complete pricks, you could never like any sort of emo and obviously don't have any emotions, cos that's what tbs are like; you can relate to them and people get by knowing that there's someone out there that knows what they're going through. Get over the fact that we aren't all "punk" like you and go fuck yourselves if you haven't already.
And with my one last gasping breath I'd apologise, for bleeding on your shirt.
by bridgeburner February 6, 2005
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