Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

self-insert's

A story in which the reader inserts himself or herself; this usually occurs within a fanfiction.

Most stories written in the second person point of view are self-insert's.

by mandygrl334 September 20, 2006

selfie

An alternative definition to the narcissistic self-taken photo, a selfie can also mean a the act of giving oneself a haircut to save money.

"Woah, bro, nice selfie!"
"Thanks! Yeah, being a broke artist I haven't had any money for a haircut in a year, but who needs it when I look this good?"

by Haircut is free November 19, 2013

Selfishlessly

To do something without selfishness.

He selfishlessly gave up the last beer.

by Paganmouse July 20, 2009

Selfie

The worlds most stupidest song and dumbest word know to mankind. Usually heard by white girls walking down the hall of school.

Do you have a ciggarette I really need one? But first let me take a selfie!

by Motherfucker123 May 12, 2014

Selfie

Most commonly, Selfie describes a digital photograph taken by a person of themselves, which will then be uploaded to a social media site such as Facebook.

Alternatively, from the perspective of a male adult, Selfie may be used to refer to the act of masturbation.

Female usage: "Oh my god Jake, the selfie that I uploaded to Facebook this morning has already received 57 likes. I told you I should try modeling."

Male usage: "I had a selfie before school this morning, and then another between school and work. I can hardly walk."

by SucioSanchez June 24, 2014

employee self appraisal

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.

Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.

by olavahc November 22, 2010