Jaden Santa

Is extremely gay

Jaden Santa is so gay that he is gayer than the gayest man on earth

by Kinkysauce3000 October 19, 2019

Santa

A fat fucking pedo who sneaks down your chimney and rapes your mam sideways wen she has passed out in bed like the fat filthy prostitute she is be aware kidys santa is a fake cunt.

Santa is fake and fat

by 573 November 6, 2019

Santa Cruzin'

Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.

What you doing under that blanket?

Santa Cruzin'

by OG Thug Wife January 8, 2025

Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.

Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!

by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

santa gift

Commonly used meaning a present to kids from Santa Claus

What is the kids Santa gift this year?

by Brute01 December 15, 2017

Santa

Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!”

by ripitclol May 11, 2018