puppy chug

Devouring phat lucious ass cheeks with a purpose!

Person one “yo bro did you puppy chug that hot bitch last night?”
Person two “what?”

by Sodium aka salt May 9, 2024

Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.

"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"

by CooperCoopCoop April 4, 2009

a stupid puppy

the worst meme

Jimothy is looking at memes, and finds A stupid puppy

Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

slug puppy

Kayne west supporters

Omg did you see the slug puppy

by Analchristmasseed September 15, 2022

niz puppy

The act of becoming aroused by rubbing your neck, after which you go and watch puppy porn. While watching the puppy porn you masturbate into a jar and drink the contents.

People who say niz puppy like to niz puppy on saturday nights.

by Larry IV May 9, 2011

Puppy

A Puppy is a cute younger person who follows you around, whines, and begs. They probably want to lick you, stick thier face in your crotch, and play with you. Puppies can be trained to learn tricks and are usually eager to please. Puppies love head pats and being told they are good boys/girls. Fun to play with, nice to cuddle. Even better when they dog pile. Puppies love Cougars and Silver Foxes but also like playing with other Puppies!

Aw, I think I got a new puppy today. He is adorable! Can't wait to play with him.

by SpayseCase December 8, 2021

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019