Pump-action Shitgun

The act of stroking ones penis in one quick motion and firing explosive diarrhoea all over your partners body.

Person 1: Hey, I heard you and Lilly got into a fight, What did you do?

Person 2: We were going at it last night and I hit her with a pump-action shitgun. It got pretty nasty.

by 4nthrax October 23, 2014

couple pump chump

A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.

Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.

by weezey! May 13, 2010

pump-n-bate

The arousal caused from a lactating woman using a breast pump to express milk, and then masturbating to satisfy that arousal.

I love to pump-n-bate! I get SO aroused having my milky nipples sucked on, that it causes me to masturbate.

by philmbrt October 10, 2014

3 Pump Master

When you have sex and it takes you 3 pumps before you finish

I had sex last night! I didn’t last very long though. Might as well just call me the 3 Pump Master

by 3 pump master April 14, 2020

fuck me pumps

Shoes/heels one wears in hopes to get fucked in.

Oh my god ! Look at any ! She’s wearing her fuck me pumps !

by Thatrahrahbitch September 18, 2020

Lil pump syndrome

Lil pump sydrome is a rare disease mostly found in kids with shitty taste of music.symptoms to the disease is 1.A kid sings gucci gang and d'rose and nothing else 2.The kid starts to flex in front of other people. 3.THe most typical symptom is usualy when the kid writes shitty hate comments using shitty grammar in memulous comment section

Mom:I think my son has Lil pump syndrome
KId:Gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang

by I hate trump ...My nibba February 9, 2018

Gas Pump Tetris

When you go to a gas station with a long line. Commonly Costco or Sam's Club, and you move from one line to another thinking you will get the the pumps faster. When In reality it can take you longer, but few times help. Happens more and more with higher gas prices

Look at that guy playing Gas Pump Tetris. To bad he has been at it for five minutes now.

This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!

by The even better half November 16, 2011