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Pro-mortalism

Pro-mortalism means if it is better not to be born, it is better to not exist after the birth, and admits the suicide, and I call the philosophy of admitting the homicide is anti-survivalism.
Is there any openly pro-mortalist philosopher?
Pro-mortalism is the rather unpopular view that it would be ethical to kill all humanity instantly and painlessly to prevent further suffering if that was feasible.
by DesphySallau February 9, 2023
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PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 22, 2017
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Pro Stick

A grenade launcher, either in standalone or attachment form.
DK Chevy tried to pro stick me, but instead, I pro sticked him.
by Chris House January 5, 2010
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pro at life

Man, he's real good at living. Is he a pro at life?
by Woah, don't do that. October 6, 2015
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Non-pro

She is seriously good at art but she is a non-pro.
by unreal spacecraft August 12, 2022
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Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"
by Platypussies December 28, 2019
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XPLO the pro

the best Block N Load player on earth to ever touch that game
ranked #1 on the leaderboard
suicide rush pro; tactic: hit the cube until u win
german cheeseburger
Oscar: I hope for a good, long game with fun bb fights and many exciting mid 1v1s!
Boss: Let's go! I waited hours for this custom match to happen, can't wait.
*barrier goes down*
BAM PARAM BADAM
announcer: "They are destroying your base, Blockheads!"
Boss: Dude, somebody is hitting our cube! It's losing so much health, why is it low already?
Boss: Where did he even come from? Doesn't matter. Defend that shit now! KILL HIM!
Oscar: I'm trying, but...I can't.
Boss: WHY? It can't be that hard, right? Probably just a lucky low lvl noob bot
Oscar: No...it's him. XPLO the pro.
Boss: WHAT? THE NUMBER ONE ON LEADERBOARD?! WE LOST!
by XPLO the pro November 16, 2024
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