Pooned

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore

1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass

by Pussymagnet6969 August 21, 2019

Poon Booker

One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.

What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!

by F_loot April 14, 2011

pooning

scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning

I just got done pooning my chick.

It's time for A pooner!

by Catapillar with horns January 4, 2021

Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009

Poon

What bummy yutes from scarborough, Toronto call Vapes or E- liquid devices

person 1- "Ayo fham some yute named SP called a vape a poon"

person 2- "lol he's a bum yute"

by TorontosFinestDefinitions September 30, 2020

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.

Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.

by bootybasher January 7, 2011