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Poonsmith

Someone who is highly adept in acquiring poon, in the way a blacksmith is to metalwork. Can be used as a Noun or verb
Noun: Milo is a poonsmith
Verb: I poonsmithed that bitch into comin back to my place
by DnFx November 14, 2013
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Poon jeans

1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
I'm wearing my poon jeans tonight - gonna get me some!
by Lucyfur October 15, 2008
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ponsock

strong, independent, dont like being left alone. love animals. such as dogs. go for brunettes. kind and sweet. never mean
kind. loving. scared. ponsock
by kimmy renee April 20, 2011
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Poon plug

A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.
Girl: I'm on my period, babe.

Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.
by Hostile muffin August 30, 2013
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poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013
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Poon shredder

A simply magnificent man who destroys the pussy and is looked up to by everyone
"Jimmy is a real poon shredder, bro"
by Aman13 December 9, 2013
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poon god

Someone who poons all the pu$$y. They get all the girls any age because they are a POON GOD
Yo I got alexa last night, call me richard rabbit the poon god.
by DiK bih fuh October 4, 2017
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