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by aman13 March 14, 2010
Get the ace-hole mug.A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.
Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."
by aman13 June 14, 2010
Get the Tomterday mug.The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.
Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.
by aman13 August 1, 2010
Get the Job Shopping mug.A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.
Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
by aman13 September 30, 2010
Get the Class Clownician mug.Anybody with a boner for Kool-Aid.
Dane Cook: "He would come crashing through your fuckin' wall and be like, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OOOOOOOH YEAH!'"
5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?
5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?
by aman13 July 18, 2010
Get the Dane Cook mug.Guy 1: Hey wanna listen to some Christian rock?
Guy 2: Sorry, dude, atheists are just too good at headbanging.
Guy 1: How come they're so good?
Guy 2: Christians believe in standing upright at all times, like Jesus.
Guy 1: Jesus wasn't standing upright when he was dragging his cross.
Guy 2: Yeah, well, look what happened to him.
Guy 1: So you're saying that lack of faith in a divine power will make one more hardcore?
Guy 2: For a beginner you're pretty good at disbelief. Kudos.
Guy 2: Sorry, dude, atheists are just too good at headbanging.
Guy 1: How come they're so good?
Guy 2: Christians believe in standing upright at all times, like Jesus.
Guy 1: Jesus wasn't standing upright when he was dragging his cross.
Guy 2: Yeah, well, look what happened to him.
Guy 1: So you're saying that lack of faith in a divine power will make one more hardcore?
Guy 2: For a beginner you're pretty good at disbelief. Kudos.
by aman13 January 27, 2011
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