A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.
by lucyfur April 12, 2008
A trifecta of ugly - where looks, brains and personality are all far short of attractive, or even average.
by Lucyfur June 30, 2009
1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
by Lucyfur August 21, 2008
A special extra-strength shampoo, guaranteed to make even Kirsten Dunst's hooch smell fresh like spring rain.
Yeah, I was having trouble getting John to give me a good tongue-lashing "down there," but since I tried that kiki shampoo, I can't get his tongue out of my panties!
by lucyfur April 11, 2008