piss machine

when one is drunk and urinates alot more than usual

my golly gosh I'm a complete piss machine after I've had a few pints.

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piss on

To approach and annoy or harass, the opposite of when someone pisses off.

"Shit, I think John's about to piss on."
"Let's split, I hate that douchebag."

piss on by HoboAC February 26, 2008

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an exclaimation of anger.

PISS BALLS!

I just pissed my own balls!

Piss Balls by Tricci2004 January 15, 2009

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The uretha- the tube that carries urine and semen through the penis.

Man i think i might have caught something off that girl i slept with the other night, ive got a real itchy piss pipe.

Piss pipe by scottyv8 October 15, 2010

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The iconic saying of Dicko (James Dicks) usually said by him after failing an exam.

Dicko "That test was piss-easy." Followed by him receiving a D grade.

Piss-easy by Dicko FC August 18, 2017

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It's when someone fails a piss drug test.

Guy#1" Hey where's Mike?'

Guy#2" He pissed Dirty so they Let him go!" Mikes bro

Guy#1"I hate drug test, shit belows, Piss dirty!!!"

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when using the toilet to pass water the piss doesn't completely stop running and it dribbles down your leg or to you bum.

annna: ah i can feel wet in my trackiesthink i piss dribbled a bit.
paddy: o how anoying, do you want some spare panties to change into?

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