Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.

My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.

by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020

parking Nazi

a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

peckinpaugh

The surname of a douche nozzle who has the the most active asshole in Indianapolis. Likes to have sex with midget blow-up dolls. Usually hangs out in front of elementary schools in an unmarked white van with lots of candy.

If a perverted midget ate mexican and chinese food for 3 months straight and then saw a proctologist, his last name would be Peckinpaugh.

by redskinsrule March 14, 2009

Paskin the wise

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!! p.s also is very wise

Tom Paskin

by H + C March 13, 2004

Packing Heat

A word used often in reference to a women with a very large rack.

Damn! She is packing heat.

by Bigredcolonel April 25, 2009

pachinko

Vagina; a shy way to refer to one's pussy. As used by Dr. Reid on the television show Scrubs.

So there's a swelling on your, um... on your pachinko?

by Lambnesio April 13, 2007

Packing the Cannon

Another term for anal sex.

Example 1

Guy1: Dude, how was your night with Jessica?
Guy2: Man, i couldnt believe it, i spent half the night packing the cannon.

Example 2

Dude, you never pack the cannon!

by XxSleevesxX February 24, 2010