Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
by Kdiamondz April 07, 2013
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open frame

The beer you opened but failed to start or finish because you passed out.
I left an open frame next to my bed last night, and had to hold my nose to chug it--worst hair of the dog ever...
by McDangeroos August 24, 2013
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Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.
I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.
by Patty90 December 17, 2015
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The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.
It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?
by Gvcd March 27, 2018
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left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 25, 2021
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Open Access Fridge

A fridge that is open to anybody who enters the room on friendly and not business terms. Anybody can eat anything out of the open access fridge, but you must have been invited into the house on friendly terms and not on business
CJ: Hey Michael, get anything you want!
Michael: Thanks!
John: What about me?
CJ: You are here for study, not for pleasure. This is an Open Access Fridge, not an Open House.
by SENIVJC April 15, 2010
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Open source talking

Talking out loud to yourself not because of insanity but to leave the conversation open for anyone to join to whatever degree.
I was open source talking at the strip club about sandwiches and next thing I knew...(she joins and redirects the conversation here).
by Bauldrdash Thunderballs February 06, 2015
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