I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!

I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!

by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022

tuscan table

when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.

Yo! Me and the guys turned Ant's mom in a Tuscan table last night!

by Fabio big dick August 12, 2017

Table Licker

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

Table Muncher

Person that enjoys eating tables.

John is a table muncher.

by wunkuswunker August 16, 2025

Table Height

A complex way of using a win condition in the most idiotic way. Table Height is a win condition of it's self as well being an unfinished sentence for your English 2 class.

Person 1: I swear to God if you speak more nonsense.
Person 2: Table Height

by Pal Sallie March 25, 2023

Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees

Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table

by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022

coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

by lol893 July 8, 2024