International Lock Toes Day

on the fourth of july lock toes with you best bud.

Hey Jess can’t wait to lock toes later tomorrow on international lock toes day
Jess: yeah me to it’s gonna be awesome

by Jdawg436 November 21, 2020

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phase-locked loop

Refers to an unfortunate situation where someone who had begun exhibiting undesirable behavior that others had initially assumed was his "just going through a phase" actually does **not** eventually "taper off", but continues to display said distressing attitude/actions.

My teenage son started being really rude and mouthy at age 12, and our pediatrician had assured me that it was "merely a stage he was going through", and that "he'd outgrow it eventually". Well, that was over six years ago, and if anything the boy's behavior is even more sulkily-resentful and anti-social than ever --- looks like a phase-locked loop to me!

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

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Cock Lock

It's a lock for your cock.

It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).

Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"

Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"

Greg: "No, but I'll try it"

1 Day Later

Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"

by Komoris April 21, 2021

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when you gotta lock in

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.

Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in

by Bigbuffblackman January 8, 2024

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