John: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that's your right!
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that's your right!
by R. Pyster December 3, 2006
Get the Break up sexmug. by Greenz Got Aim May 11, 2019
Get the Heart Break Niggamug. Forgetting everything you learned in school before winter/spring break, by the time you get back to school.
1- "Oh shit, we have a math quiz tomorrow on quadratics!? I totally forgot how to do that over break!!!! IM SCREWED"
2- "Same here, looks like were suffering from post-break syndrome"
2- "Same here, looks like were suffering from post-break syndrome"
by lilrascal1234 January 4, 2010
Get the post-break syndromemug. A sexual act involving a man's erect penis, a Boston cream doughnut and fellatio giving a crude resemblance to the mounting of a break disk on a wheel hub. The doughnut is pressed onto the man's erect penis and once the penis has broken through to the other side fellatio is performed on the now cream covered penis.
"Fuck we were so drunk last night that after we got home from Tim Hortons, River busted out the last Boston cream and gave me the ole Boston Break job"
by Rolo Tony April 30, 2009
Get the Boston Break jobmug. That handy “go-to” excuse one can use to effectively conclude an annoying conversation when speaking on a cell phone, whether it’s true or not.
It’s a pretty clear cue to me when my husband uses, “You’re breaking up!” when we’re both talking on land lines that we’ve reached the end of the conversation!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020
Get the You’re breaking up!mug. The action of throwing empty beer bottles in gardens at night is used to scare off the young ones away so they won't be there to get molested by sexual predators.
"Mommeh, there be broken glass all over!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"
by Gillibuns December 22, 2008
Get the Breaking Beer Bottlesmug. Most of the time you act like you are fine, there is nothing bothering you...then...You just start crying and crying and you feel like the hole world has turned and starting fighting you. And you just totally lash out with emotion! You can't stop......It's hell for anyone around while it happens
....OR....
In side your mind you are crying, screaming,and just.....you just can't take it any more....
....OR....
In side your mind you are crying, screaming,and just.....you just can't take it any more....
Your best friend has past on in a car accident and you are totally sad and crushed because they were the only person you could talk to about your emotions with......Later....you just have flown to your Vaca home and are ready to enjoy your 2 month vaca and you get a call...
Boss you hate: We need you here, and if you don't come in 2 hours I will fire you..
In your head...
You in your head: I just and I mean JUST landed at my vaca home and I have to fly back to my sucky work!!!! When I should be here with my best friend but they past on!!!
AAHHHHH!!!!!
In rl:
You physically: Cry, scream, and Mental break-down
Boss you hate: We need you here, and if you don't come in 2 hours I will fire you..
In your head...
You in your head: I just and I mean JUST landed at my vaca home and I have to fly back to my sucky work!!!! When I should be here with my best friend but they past on!!!
AAHHHHH!!!!!
In rl:
You physically: Cry, scream, and Mental break-down
by Tryin to tell the truth July 3, 2018
Get the Mental Break-downmug.