hangover nap

the long ass naps you take when you're hungover

"I just woke up from my 4th hangover nap."

by bethany_esda April 7, 2019

Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

nap

A nap taken at midday that one awakens from at an obscene hour, throwing off their sleep schedule. Common among neo-neckbeards and other such individuals.

person at 1:15 PM: Ugh... so tired. I'm gonna go take a nap.
person falls to sleep at 1:20 PM; wakes up at 6:05 PM
person: Damn it... my sleep schedule's still garbage. I should probably stop taking a "nap" every other afternoon.

by Inlovewithabsol February 20, 2024

Nap

Sex. It’s just sex dumbass always take that nap

Her: hey babe wanna nap?

;)

by Pussyfooting232 November 14, 2017

Disco Nap

A 30 minute nap usually after a heavy night of drinking the day before.

Feel like shit after last night, think I could use a disco nap to perk myself up.

by dustyleafmonk September 8, 2022

Cry nap

Taking a nap after crying

I just got a whooping from my mom I’m about to take a cry nap

by Mysterious 😏 June 1, 2022