Moonlanding

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.

Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.

by traumageek May 19, 2010

moobington

Pet-name for a fat teenage boy with large, swollen man boobs.

'Ey Moobington, go take a shower.

by somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend August 23, 2004

moochtard

A so called friend that mooches off you and acts like a retard as if it never happened.

Don't be a moochtard! Buddy, It's so your turn to pick the tab.

by Allura August 19, 2004

moob scoop

To Push up a male's man boobs (moobs) and say MOOB SCOOP

I hit his moobs up and said MOOB SCOOP

by Richard Wright is in the lesbian side of borders June 22, 2008

Moose Stamp

Verb: The act of slapping someone with the labia, leaving a moose-hoof shaped mark.

Noun: The mark left from being 'Moose Stamped'.

Similar to the Mushroom Stamp, but performed by a woman.

The cashier tried to give Julie change for a $10 but she moose stamped him and got change for a $20 instead.

by DJ Clancy F October 15, 2010

Moonshoes Potter

A mocking name to call someone rich who says they can't go to Mars.

Draco: Not all of us inherited enough money to buy NASA when our parents died. Did we, Potter? Moonshoes Potter. Jet pants Potter. (when talking about Pigfarts...its on Mars)

by toadface96 September 20, 2011

Moontahan

A total beast, usually has long thick sideburns that follow down to the bottom of his ears. He also has amazing abilities to troll anyone whenever he wants staying subtle. He is also nicknamed Jacob for his aboriginal appearance and his tendancy to transform into a werewolf at command. Nothing can stand in Moontahan's path. He is bestial capabilities and appearance is unmistakable for the most fierce of creatures. Moontahan also enjoys playing tennis. He has an incredibly bulky build which he attracts other male looking females. Moontahan's favourite type of girls are Pink's and Jigglers. Moontahan's nickname, Jacob originated from his favourite movie, Twilight. He has read every book and watched every movie concerning werewolves beating vampires relentlessly. He has an incredible hate for vampires but is sexually turned on in the case of werewolves. He occasionally participates in acts of beastiality when the opportunity presents itself.

Yo, did you see that guy? He totally went Moontahan on them

Yo, that guy totally has Moontahan sideburns.

Yo, that guy's an aboriginal he's a Moontahan

by Ill C September 30, 2011