phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.

You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!

by fbar December 2, 2010

make mine a MESS!

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

by michael foolsley January 12, 2012

Fuck That Message

Instead of being left on, "seen" or "read" this is a term for when the other individual purposefully ignores your text message, refusing to so much as open it. They do things like post or interact with others, clearly skipping over your sorry cry for help.

"She posted on her instagram page, and still hasn't opened my text. I can't believe she left me on fuck that message."

"Ugh he sent me something again... I think I'm going to leave him on fuck that message."

by Alowheeze August 22, 2017

Dope As Mess

(adj.) Something so dope it can't be put into words.

Charlie: Did you see that new game that just came out?
Dave: Yeah, that shit is dope as mess

by Litdude11 August 28, 2017

what kind of mess is this

When something unusual happens, and you're having a hard time understanding

Those guys were desperate for money, they robbed a church, what kind of mess is this!!!

by Edavis1997 December 17, 2018

Yesn't Mesn't

The best way of saying "No U". It beats even nay thee, and yesn't u.

Bill: Ur stupid
Charlie: *Inhales* Yesn't Mesn't
Everything in the entire universe: *Explodes*

by Yesn't Mesn't May 20, 2019

major league mess up

Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up

Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?

Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up

by ChezE May 2, 2020