Martin

MARTIN definitely has a huge taint. His No Man's Land has been traveled far and wide. If you know a Martin, respect his taint. Like to beat on things.

Have you seen the way that dude beats his taint? What a Martin.

by Issueality May 13, 2020

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

DT Martin

Only accept facts making your point/argument even stronger/better, and completly ignore every other fact regarding the topic.

DT Martin

Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.

Boy with a very small penis: What is that?

Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.

by MakingAMurdererWithKned November 9, 2018

Axel Martin

HUge big biggest dick in the world at least 16 inches

Wow what is that. Axel martin

by Hayden miggin November 4, 2020

martin

A man who lives off of ab 12 and that is still in foster and works in a taco truck.

"man I hope I'm not a martin this year."

by anonymous November 23, 2021

MARTIN

THE BIGGEST SHIT STIRRER!!!

Martin is a term used when someone is LYING, SHIT STIRRING AND CAUSING DRAMA

by Itsasecret(itsjohn) March 6, 2023

Martin Carl

A Linux user. The most based individual you will ever meet. Only wears restaurant crayon colors and slays in computer class. Has very scary eyes. There is at least one of these at your school.

Martin Carl: The CPU of the Linux Minecraft server was very based on my Google Apple Samsung Pixel 5 Mac OS 64X+ Gamer Setup.

by lynq February 7, 2023