Dabbing Janks

British slang term for masturbation.

“Man I just had the best time dabbing janks.”

by toxicnerd March 8, 2019

Die Jungs

Eine der vielen arten von Schlangen auf der Welt.

Bruder lass eine Anaconda kaufen. Nein man, wir haben doch schon die Jungs.

by mybootyacake August 10, 2020

jankity junk

When ship's busted all to hell.

Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.

by Trelios May 29, 2020

Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.

Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@

by Trelios May 29, 2020

Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

tittle junk

Phrase used when something goes wrong and/or is stupid; bullshit

“Ohhh tittle junk, ‘Ol Ron did it again!”

“Get a life you freak.”
“You get a life! This is tittle junk!

by Vogue_Bitch February 2, 2021