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by sirociper January 21, 2010
Get the jerk off mug.people who in rare cases, through no fault of their own, act harshly towards others because of the so called "evil gene".
for the rest of 99.99% its all about compensating for things past and present that happened/didin't happen...
commonly assosicated and charaterised as bullies who intend to cause harm to others to alleviate pain or to try and earn coercive respect through actions of evil
for the rest of 99.99% its all about compensating for things past and present that happened/didin't happen...
commonly assosicated and charaterised as bullies who intend to cause harm to others to alleviate pain or to try and earn coercive respect through actions of evil
Lars: Can you please treat me with respect as i would, you
Jan: No way i will still tear you down irrespective of your feelings.. (i don't care if you percieve me as a jerk)
Lars: ok what if i be really nice to you and stay out of your way as best i can..
Jan: sorry f-wit i can't make that promise..
Lars: ill take that as a YES
Jan: No way i will still tear you down irrespective of your feelings.. (i don't care if you percieve me as a jerk)
Lars: ok what if i be really nice to you and stay out of your way as best i can..
Jan: sorry f-wit i can't make that promise..
Lars: ill take that as a YES
by SEG_man April 11, 2009
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not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.
girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
girl 2: yea, then he went back to normal.
girl 2: yea, then he went back to normal.
by what-fucking-ever May 23, 2006
Get the not a jerk mug.1.An expression of urgency or a command
2.An expression along the lines of "holla." Most commonly used upon leaving.
3. A word meaning "messed up", along the lines of "wacked"
2.An expression along the lines of "holla." Most commonly used upon leaving.
3. A word meaning "messed up", along the lines of "wacked"
by S-n-C Diddy February 18, 2004
Get the Jenko mug.A guy (normally) who is so offensive, rude, self centered, selfish, self serving, mean, insensitive, lacking is social skills, and clueless about what a unpleasant person he is to be around that once anyone else gets to know him, or his rep gets spread around, the closest thing he can get to sex, intimacy, pussy, ass, a kiss, a grope, the scent of perfume a lá femme -- or even another guy's dick for that matter -- is jerking off and imagining it. An exceptional jerk actually sees jerking as the best way to have sex because it's impossible for him to get sex from a woman (or even another dude).
Some guys (who may have been the shit motherfuckers when they were young) never realize they are jerks even when they have greying scragly mpb (male pattern baldness), can't remember what their cock looks like because they can't see past their beer gut, and they need to pay for skanky sex with toothless hookers.
The female equivalent would probably be the word "cunt." But both terms can be applied to either gender, often with greater effect and meaning. If a guy's a cunt, why would girls want to have sex with him (chicks like dick)? Fags especially want nothing to do with a cunt. A jerk can only dream of cunt. A girl who's "a dick" can't get guys or even lesbians.
Some guys (who may have been the shit motherfuckers when they were young) never realize they are jerks even when they have greying scragly mpb (male pattern baldness), can't remember what their cock looks like because they can't see past their beer gut, and they need to pay for skanky sex with toothless hookers.
The female equivalent would probably be the word "cunt." But both terms can be applied to either gender, often with greater effect and meaning. If a guy's a cunt, why would girls want to have sex with him (chicks like dick)? Fags especially want nothing to do with a cunt. A jerk can only dream of cunt. A girl who's "a dick" can't get guys or even lesbians.
Don't even say hello to him, he's a jerk. If he walks over, let's leave.
You're such a jerk you can't even get a blowjob in a gay bath house.
I'm such a jerk, I think my dick is the only thing that will ever love me. I dream of pussy. Queers don't even want to suck me off. I'm all alone.
You're such a jerk you can't even get a blowjob in a gay bath house.
I'm such a jerk, I think my dick is the only thing that will ever love me. I dream of pussy. Queers don't even want to suck me off. I'm all alone.
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