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Jades

Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of people from the northern states of the Indian country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.

All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.

Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).

They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!

Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!

Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."

Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
by Surya.TheMan September 26, 2010
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Jada

A girl who likes food. She will beg you for food, and all you can do is give it to her. She is often annoying to be around, because she is always eating. She doesn't care about people, just food.
Oh look, there's Jada at the tuck shop.
by Jooooossssshhhhhhhhh May 22, 2017
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Hailie Jade

by L January 6, 2005
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Jadankk

FERREAL? are youu serieous? in shock or disbelief
Kelsey : OMG! I just ripped my pants !
Stephh : OMG! JADANKK?!?!
Kelsey : ferreal girl
by Kelsey&Stephanie December 31, 2007
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Jadicity

The degree to which one has become disinterested.
The jadicity of Christopher was clear when he discussed new music.
by cpharrik November 12, 2009
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jade egg

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.
I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out
by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017
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