Urinal jack

The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.

It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!

by Steve and doug October 2, 2019

jack jelly

(1)Any substance used as lubrication for male masturbation. (2)Jack Jelly: A specific masturbation product for men in the Gun Oil line by Empowered Products, Inc.

My aunts hand lotion made lousy jack jelly.

by lanstopher March 6, 2009

Jack Tatters

A huge bitch who has a crush on his small time DJ/ rich kid friend Dylan

“Jack Tatters is such a bitch”

“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly”

by Duck wontons May 28, 2020

Jack Love

Jack Love, well known as Mr Steal Yo' Girl. If one was to like a girl but is ugly as hell and a man, Jack Love, comes along he WILL steal yo girl. however this is only true in the case that the girl is over 8.5 on a logarithmic scale (which apparently isn't hard).

person1: Hey that guy just stole my girl
person2: Oh that's Jack love

by Immigrantsaroundthenation January 23, 2014

Snack jacking

The act of masterbating while simultaneously eating chocolatate pudding and being choked.

Megan brought over a six pack of pudding and helped Steve as he was snack jacking

by sefawley May 31, 2016

know jack

Australian slang - means to understand, to know.

he doesn't know jack about rugby - he knows nothing about rugby

by An.kim September 25, 2014

jack smellingston

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)

look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston

by panicing!pansexual January 9, 2019