Tiny iron

A very small but a very hard penis.

"Eh, I guess I can ride that it's a tiny iron."

by Quandale jigglenut June 24, 2022

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Iron butthole

An iron butthole is in reference to a tight butthole in which one can withstand a through ramming and bounce back like nothing ever happened.

“It’s colder than an iron butthole in here Lindsey!”

“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”

by OC2594LIFE December 3, 2020

Iron foot

Witnessing someone giving themselves a foot-j*b while in a iron lung

"Grandpa could go without giving himself an iron foot"

by anon5548 May 17, 2025

Tiger Irons

The "heavy duty" evil twin to the famous pro-golf player.

Nobody wants to caddy for Tiger Irons, since all of his clubs are super-weighty metal-headed drivers --- no sissy wimpy "tree-fiber" drivers for HIM, thank you very much!

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Ironic Turnaround

1) The moment in which a satirical commentary on a trend becomes the normative part of a culture.
2) When a meme becomes popular.

1) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when lobsters, which once were fed to prisoners, became a delicasse.
2) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when VSCO girls get mocked and the imitation becomes the normie interaction.

by Davidium August 29, 2019

Chic Ironic

A term used by the everyday Joe to describe something that is outrageously pretentious, in a way that pretentious people would stupidly see as a compliment. Basically, anything in the art world.

Gentleman 1: Oh that is rather dashing, this piece of ribbon. What a piece of art.
Dude 1: Yes Sir. That is very uh... chic ironic. Yes.

by The One and Only Count October 1, 2018